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The hole would’ve gone a lot smoother with this!

An arrest and conviction for trafficking ecstasy can lead to comedy. The character-strewn path of corrections that followed is entertaining and enlightening. This is a story of a “book-learnin’ smart-ass” who endured a three-year minimum-security prison tour and lived to make fun of it.

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Fun cover for a fun read!

This is a departure from hardcore prison tales, gonzo and humorous in tone. Picture the worst cruise ship imaginable, that’s full of guests from The Jerry Springer Show and never reaches a port.  Inmate absurdities and administrative follies offset the coarse subculture of lockup. The story turns serious and introspective at times, unflinchingly detailing drug-dealing days, a rehab stint, and the author’s misspent youth.